That blasted (censored version of journal) aurumpotestasest has tagged me, but I will exact my revenge, muhahahaha... welll. *AHEM*... anyway moving not so swiftly on to the spamming journal:


The rules:
1. Post these unfollowable rules.
2. Each person tagged has to post 8 strange facts about themselves
3. The Tag persons should write incredibly long journal of these facts.
4. Then post 8 unlucky persons to be tagged and named.
5. Go to their page and leave a depressing comment telling them they're tagged. They will cry.

okay, facts, 8 whole facts... well:

1. Well first of all my initials, as some people already know as they build times into their schedules to mock it, spell JAB, of all th acronyms in the world . Someone once gave a notbook and drew a bee in the front, circled the sting, made another circle, blew up the image, for the sake of putting JAB... but it was a rather nice notebook

2. I'm a very frivolous person and make fun of pratically everything, especially, I'm horrified to say, if its morbid, depressing, cynical, sadistic, masochistic or any other types of words in that realm. Of course there are limits...



but I'm yet to find them

3. I love to write stories, mostly frivolous, sick, horrific things. One I wrote was about a vengeful wife, another about a peadophillic sadistic science teacher (don't ask, was not my idea... sort of), and one I'm writing now is on an aftermath of a nucear fall pout. This ones a lot longer and more serious though, *nods solemnly*

4. I like analysing poetry, which a lot of people think is pretty strange. But then again I'm on an art site, so might not be so strange here. I'm taking english lit next year at college in fact, and I totally love making up overly extended metaphors in my stories, so that you can't understand a word I'm saying because the meaning of said metaphor got lost some three hours ago

5. I once burnt rice in the microwave... yes I'm that bad a cook

6. I make pointlss irritating statements that have no real reason to exist other than the fact that I made them

7. On msn I quote myself... enough said

8. I ran out of facts three facts ago

well now that we've reached the end of that tediously long journal, there's only one thing left. The gruesome task of tagging others:

so...

you're all tagged, due to the fact that your the only people I'll actually see so can hit me for doign this to you, and the next 5 people to read my journal... hey don't pretend you didn't read this